Oh be-jesus! Today was obviously the best day to decide to start this blog again (mainly as a place to vent)...Flynn has been the worlds WORST child today!! That is an understatement! This is how our day has gone:
5:30am - I'm up before anyone, not out of choice, I have a cold of all mothering colds and my body hates me! Fine! Flynn refuses to have any breakfast..fine! I've already consumed enough honey, lemon and god damn ginger to turn into a ruddy cup of the stuff (thanks to the pharmacist who gave it to me...and thanks to him again who thought I had already had the baby)
Lets just say 7am because I've lost track of the world by now - Flynn has propably wet him self oooh 4/5 times by now! I'm losing my voice/will power/will to live and he's running out of trousers. I know he's doing this on purpose...he loves being naked.
By about 10 still no breakfast has been eaten, my ankles have been ran into by a small child on a car (thank you to the people of gave us this stupid car, Flynn loves it and also loves to bash me with it ALL THE BLOODY TIME), I've cried twice, begged Flynn to be nice to mummy, wiped up god knows how many puddles of wee, told him too many times to use the potty, gone through a box of man size, attempted to entertain this devil with christmas paper chains for them only to be completed and then torn up, moaned to Lee over the phone a few times and finelly sent a text to the mother in law demanding she pick Flynn up after work or I will burn the house down! (in few nicer words then that!)
It's now 2:30 and the house is quite, I'm going to down my 15th useless cup of decaf tea and stare at the walls, as this is all my pea sized baby brain can take right now...right up until half 5 when Lee and Flynn will be home and I have to be Mum again!
And if one more person askes me if i've had any 'rumblings' yet I will....I don't know what I'll do because I'm too tired!
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