Sunday 22 September 2013

I wanted colder weather not colds

That dreaded back to nursery moment after the summer hols when you're all healthy and your ready to drop (dump) your precious (annoying) little one off. When all you see is snot. Everywhere. Give it an hour and that lovely child's snot will be transferred to your healthy kid and then onto your other healthy kid and then you. These places should come with health insurance.

Kid one is better, kid two nearly there and you..full blown sick. Snot, sleepless nights and no hard drugs because you're breastfeeding equals a possessed living zombie.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

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